Friday, January 19, 2007

So this is what these sharp things are for!

Last night, I was being annoyed by those furry beasts and I decided to try something out. I deployed my claws and slapped the beasts across their faces. Can you believe that they stopped?!? I didn't know these claws were good for anything besides scratching Mom. But they are good for puppy defense. So after I gave them a good slap, I went and laid in my blanket box and dangled my paw over the side just daring them to come try something. They stayed away, which I found somewhat disappointing. I do kind of like messing with them. Playing chase is fun and then slapping them around is also fun. So I was kind of annoyed when they started ignoring me.

Here are some pictures of me in a showdown with Steve.



Althea said...

Hey Wilbur,

My name is Delilah, I'm Althea's more intelligent feline sister. I just wanted to congratulate you on excellent use of your claws. A couple years ago when Althea came to live with us, I quickly learned how effective they can be as a husky deterent. A couple slashes on the nose will teach even the most persistent husky to back off. Now adays all I need to do is extend my pay a bit and she high tails it out of the room.

Keep up the good work,

IndyPindy said...

Hee hee, your tail looks so long and funny in that second picture!

Khady Lynn said...

Cute pictures!! Just remember Steve just wanted to play, and doesn't realize you aren't another "type" of dog!

Our human's cat Alex, who passed away a few years ago thumped Abby on the head when she was just a puppy about your age, and from then on Abby was afraid of Alex.

The Army of Four said...

Oh, NO! Look out, Steve!