Monday, December 1, 2008

Machine Update

It's been a while since I posted about my Magic Poop Machine - a poop-to-gold converter.  Things have hit a bit of a snag.  I have successfully converted some poop to gold, but the gold just looks like pieces of poop.  Wilbur laughs at me and says that no one will want to exchange treats for gold poop.  I am still hoping to convert the poop into gold coins, not just solid gold poop.  So anyone who wanted a machine for Christmas, stand by, I'm still working.


This picture is of me looking at my gold poop experiments.  I'm a traveling pooper, so that's why there's poop in a line.


The Army of Four said...

Ah! You're a strafer! I'm a strafer, too. Got to spread that precious poop around!
Job well done, Steve!
Tail wags,

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Maybe it will crumbling into gold dust. Then humans will buy it.

Princess Eva

Peanut said...

I can't imagine why people wouldn't want gold poop

Snowball said...

Hi Traveling Pooper, Why aren't you ahowing pictures of your gold poop?


ThePainterPack said...

Arrrrooooo!!! Jack is our traveler. I don't waste time...I want to run and run and run!! I've even pooped while running!! Hehehehehe! Of course I was a pup then....Keep up the good work on the poop thingy!!

Mya Boo Boo

D.K. Wall said...

When we are on hikes, our humans follow us around and collect it, so it must be valuable.

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

When I khatch that skhwirrel fur woo, I'll have Mom inkhlude some of mine in the pakhkage!


Jack & Moo said...

Oh Steve, woo are so industrious! Maybe woo can make one into an award - yeah, "The Golden Poop Award!" Humans love awards, they'll get all excited about it and buy lots of them to give to their friends. Maybe they'll even give you a TV show so woo can award worthy whatevers on a weekly basis!

Jack a-roo

Teddy Westlife said...

I'm with Wilbur on this one. Sorry.

Huffle Mawson, Honorary Husky and Explorer Cat

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Woo Woo Steve.
Woo is very creative. But wese tinks woo need to git dat machine up and runnin'. We need to turn all dat poop into gold and send it to da US Treasury to help our economy. Maw needs to keep gittin' us our treats and toys.

Husky kisses,

One of the pack said...

Dear Traveling Pooper, aka TP:

Please hurry with the golden oldie machine! We are ready to contribute on a moments' notice. You sure are looking handsome, Steve!

Loving Life,


-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Well, we hear humes say that money grows on trees - so why not poop of gold!?! Luv yur idea, Steve!

-da boys, Cosmos & Juneau-

Khady Lynn said...

Wow, that's incredible!!! You are SURE to make a fortune off your invention!


Ozzie the OZmonster & Zowie said...

Hi Steve,

This machine sounds like a grrrrreat idea! I like your picture with the gold. That's nice :-)


Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr Steve
keep working at it Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Kathryn and Ari said...

You need a medieval philosopher's stone!

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Haha, gold looks like pieces of poop, sounds like an economic analyzer!

My Two Best Friends said...


We think you have a great idea there but we don't know how you can make it work because our Mom always steals our poop and makes it disappear!

Thor and Marco Polo

Moco said...

I was just wondering the other day how you were coming on this project. I can see that it needs some refinement, but you are truly the guy for the job. All our poop-o-matic makes is dirt for the flowers.

The Daily Echo said...

You and Shyla should get together. You could make it an art project. She distributes her works of art all over our yard. No neat piles for her.

Amici said...

Gold poop. Interesting. You poop like Kana, except he poops in circles.