Friday, March 27, 2009

Cookie Update

Filed by Katherine Olivia, reporter

After my last reporting of the events on March 26, new developments have been brought to the fore-front on the case of the stolen Happy Hearts Cookies. An eye-witness, Miss Tia, has come forward with an account of the events occurring in Georgia on March 26.

Miss Tia was spending her afternoon lounging in the upstairs window of her bedroom. (Occasionally she takes a break from her new bed.) Miss Tia describes a scene where Sitka and Cornelia Marie pranced to the FedEx box, tore it open, ate half of the cookies, and then wooed to the FedEx guy to tape the box back up. At this point, the FedEx truck departed.
(Artist's Interpretation of Miss Tia's account)

Obviously Sitka and Cornelia Marie have no remorse for their crimes, as demonstrated by their "prancing" and "wooing". Even more disturbing is the rest of Miss Tia's testimony. "I think they put some sort of trace on ALL mail MayaMarie and her mom send out. I have seen this happen on several occasions where they go out, play in the truck, and come back in smelling of cookies."

These matters are under further investigation. Stay tuned to this news station for further details as the story develops.


Princess Eva and Brice said...

I think it was squirrels or khats disguised as Sitka and CM!

Princess Eva

NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

I khonkhur with the wisdom of our Princess Eva!

Skhwirrels and khats khonspiracy!


Teddy Westlife said...

Cats were not involved because cats do not really like cookies.

But my goodness! What a story! I cannot wait to hear the next breaking news.

Huffle Mawson

Moco said...

Is this going to be an episode of America's Most Wanted?

The Army of Four said...

I just can't believe this! Maybe it's some kind of early April Fool's Joke. I just can't believe Sitka and CM would do something like this!!!
Play bows,

Ozzie the OZmonster & Zowie said...

This is craziness Steve and Kat! I was really really hoping that those cookies were going to show up at MY house today.


♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

We can't believe that those sweet Georgia girls would have had anything to do with this prank. Must have been some squirrels in siberian garb.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Anonymous said...

Wooo! I think Tia is framing us!!!
Sitka (and CM)

Anonymous said...

Aha! The plot, like the chowder, thickens. Maybe if a bait box of cookies made with EXLAX was sent it would loosen things up if it were stolen. Steve and Kat need to fly to Georgia and set up a stake out; when they get hungry tey can have a steak out.