Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Steve talks back

On Sunday, Mom decided we needed to take a bath. Usually when we have to take baths, Mom does all the torturing, but this time, she enlisted Dad's help, which allowed her to capture the torture on video.

Our Missouri grandparents sent Mom some money for her birthday back in August and she used it to buy a blower to torture us! Can you believe it? She would rather buy a torture device than new clothes or shoes. Something is wrong with her. She used the excuse about how the blower gets my fur out better than a brush. Whatever.



NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Oh my poor handsome Steve!

That is soooo wrong!

Khwikhk, find a box and head to Pawsylvania. My mom won't torture woo like that!

PeeEssWoo: I khan't WAIT to see Litter Breath's turn!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Steve, we sympathize with your for that torture, but you do look so handsome. Mom loved watching the wisps of fur float across the ground. We sure hope she doesn't have any ideas of what to ask for as a Christmas present.

Woos, the OP Pack

Yas said...

Hi there Steve!! Oh..the humility...and to have it posted for all to see...!
I truly get what you mean. Mommy got a gift voucher from the petstore and instead of exchanging them for treats and snacks, she got a De-furminator instead!!!


♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Guess we are visiting each other's blogs at the same time, but yes, Steve, you and Kat are welcome any time to come visit and bring your pawrents with you. We can't guarantee you sunshine, but we will always give you a very warm welcome.

Woos, TD and Phantom

The Army of Four said...

And your neighbors did NOTHING?!?!? What kind of people live by you!?!? We would have called that authorities!
You sound remarkably like Ammy when she's tortured, by the way.
Tail wags,

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr Steve
Is that a master blaster Harrrr. Yer Cap'n use the same thing after me baths Harrrr. Ye will get used to it Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

the magic sleigh said...

Wooos Steve! oh my, what torture, I think I would have to destroy anything like that that would come anywhere near me, poor , poor Steve, what a horrible thing to endure.
~puppy kisses for woo~
-Kira The BeaWootiful

Anonymous said...

Hey Steve,
That sure looks like cruel and unusual punishment, which we believe is against The Constitution. It is interesting how you kept your eye on your mom and started "talking" to her about your pain and suffering at the hands of the dad using mom's torturing device.

Stella said...

Uh, well, Steve, it looked great to me, with all the feathers and fluff blowing across the screen. You see, Stella has the same problem with hair all over our house! However, she wouldn't talk about it like you do, she would put up a good fight, pulling this way and that. What kind of a machine did your Mom get to do this fine work?


Jo, Stella's Mom

D.K. Wall said...

We were so feeling your pain and giving so much sympathy until right toward the end = you sooooo looked like you like the under the neck thing.

Anonymous said...

You guys get baths? why?

Tee hee harroo wooo!
~Loki & Juno

PeeEssWoo: Juno totally looked concerned the entire time i watched the vid... looking for the tortured sibe she heard but could not see or smell!

Mochi and Bali said...

Poor Steve! I know I would hate that blower thing!


Teddy Westlife said...

Steve, you can come and stay with me if you want. My mum says she would never buy something like that instead of shoes!

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

Woo Steve. Woo sound like my sister Ivanna.
I would say come here but maw has a bigger fur blaster dan dat. So woo would not be safe.

Husky kisses,

Jack & Moo said...

Good job, Steve. If they're going to torture woo, guilt them with non-stop pathetic wailing! Add in a good dose of sticks-to- everything fluff so they spend the rest of the day picking fur off themselves.
I feel your pain, dude.

your brother from another mother,
Jack a-roo

Amber and Nala said...

Oh poor Steve!! I would have helped you out if I were there. You have quite the singing voice though...have you ever considered taking your show on the road? ;)


Anonymous said...

All I can say is NO WAY!!!! I love how you come in for a kiss as if to say please stop! You are a brave man Steve!