Saturday, November 17, 2007

I'm Being Followed

I know I am an important and valuable asset to the War on Humans, but things have finally gone too far. Someone has put a trace on me. I think it started after I bit my mom really bad on her leg and made blood run down the leg. Apparently one of the top humans has decided I'm too dangerous and that they need to be aware of my every move, lest I attack more humans.

Now I am being followed by this gray, striped, snake like creature. I have been trying to defeat it, but to no avail. I came particularly close last night while I was relaxing in my Kitty Condo. I could see the snake creature just standing outside the door of my condo. Even though the creature is my enemy, I will grant him the compliment that he is very fast. I attacked several times and each time the creature was able to avoid my claws.

As you can hear, the humans are well aware of my follower and find it amusing that I have yet to capture the creature. This is how I know they are behind this plan.

I will keep you posted on new developments.


Tucker said...

Good luck, Wilbur! But be careful what you wish for...!

Peanut said...

Wilbur I don't really think you want to catch that thing.

The Daily Echo said...

Wilbur, you should tell Steve and Kat they need to practice their stalking skills and have them help you out.

The Army of Four said...

GET IT, Wilbur! GET IT!
Hee hee hee!

Khady Lynn said...

Tough kitty!! You gave it a good try, just be careful not to use your claws!!


Marley said...

Something tells me that you don't want to be TOO rough with the snake creature once you do catch it...just a hunch, though!

Good luck, Wilbur - Loki and Bones are rooting for you.


Anonymous said...


Sometimes my tail gives me issues too.

Your girl, Tia