Saturday, March 28, 2009

Breaking News: Squirrels and Sibes Band Together

Filed by Katherine Olivia, reporter

Recent developments in the case of Steve's missing cookies have been shocking. News was revealed that two Siberians, Sitka and Cornelia Marie, have an established method of tracking all Happy Hearts Cookie shipments and rerouting them to Georgia. This news was met with bewilderment. How can two Siberians hack into the huge shipping system that is FedEx?

The answer came when another Siberian Husky, Echo, came forward with an accusation. Echo stated, "I can't believe [Steve and Happy Hearts Inc have] been duped by the squirrels' evil plot." Echo's accusation seemed impossible. Sitka and Cornelia Marie seem like unlikely partners in a squirrels' plot. An anonymous tip arrived with this picture.Now photographic evidence links squirrels to FedEx trucks. Will evidence surface linking Sitka and Cornelia Marie to the squirrels? Stay tuned to this news channel for up to the minute reporting on this case.

15 comments:

Tracey and Huffle said...

OMD the plot thickens! I knew those pesky squirrels couldn't be trusted.

Huffle Mawson

The OP Pack said...

See, we told you so.

Hey, check back, we did update the blog, we got some snow. And actually since that late edition of the Chronicle of Woos, we got a whole bunch more, but Mom said she had showed enough boring pics for the day. We will probably end up with about four inches on top of the two inches of slush.

Woos, the OP Pack

The Thundering Herd said...

So that's why UPS delivers our food and not Fed Ex!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Hmmmm....

This really is getting more surreal!

I mean, my mom is doing a puppy transport on Sunday...and one of the 'khanines' is named SQUIRREL???

Maybe SHE has the khookies...she is khoming from GA!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

The Army of Four said...

That is the BIGGEST squirrel I've ever SEEN!
This is really getting scary!!!
Play bows,
Zim

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Be careful- they have their own security force.

http://www.imagepoop.com/image/814/Squirrel-Light-Saber-Battle.html

Princess Eva

Sitka, Tia, & Cornelia Marie said...

YES! It is the squirrels!
Hugs,
Sitka

Ozzie the OZmonster said...

Oh my goodness!!! I agree with AO4--that IS the biggest squirrel I have ever seen. What are they feeding them? Kelly said that she is going to pick up something from Fed Ex today. Do you think she might be in cahoots with the giant squirrels?

Ozzie

Moco said...

I saw that FedEx driver in our neighborhood last week.

D'Azul Siberian said...

We're watching for your FedEx truck here too. So far nothing.

D'Azul, Where Siberians Rule

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Squirrels are evil; unadulterated eveil. They probably get bonuses from AIG too.
- TBH

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Them evil squirrels drive and now they are stealing our cookies! This will not be tolerated!
-Kira and Scampi - we will get em!

Biloxi and Siber-sibs said...

OMD!!! What is happenin' in dis world???

Husky kisses,
Biloxi

Hero said...

I always knew those squirrels were evil, but I didn't know how evil until now! I hope woo get woor cookies soon!

Hero

Kathryn and Ari said...

Aha! So THAT'S why Ari always barks at the FedEx truck!