Santa hates me
I don't know what I did wrong. I thought I was good all year. I was nice when we had Ulee (Kat was mean), I didn't chew anything up, I didn't dig (Kat did), I didn't chase Wilbur as much as Kat chased him, I did everything a good husky should do, but Santa still hates me.
Santa brought Kat a new ball. It looked really fun, but she didn't let me play with it.
When it was my turn to open my present, I just knew it would be something good. Dad couldn't open it fast enough.
Then I saw what it was. A Gentle Leader. If Santa thinks giving dogs Gentle Leaders is funny, he is really mistaken.
Even though I got lots of treats from my grandparents and Mom and Dad, I couldn't shake the fact that Santa hates me. It almost ruined my Christmas.
Luckily Mom gave us these snowman cakes for Christmas dinner. That made me feel better.
I hope Santa doesn't hate you pups.
Steve
21 comments:
Oh my goodness how could santa do that to you Steve?
Wellllll......the snowmen sure did look yummy! We didn't get snowmen for dinner. Maaaaaybe you can hide the dumb Gentle Leader somewhere. How bout dropping it from the porch? Yeah! That'll work!
ECHO
Oh Steve... I am so sorry that Santa gave you a Gentle leader. But, speaking from experience, it is not a bad thing to have. I use mine all the time. However, those snowmen LOOK GREAT!!!
Hugs,
Sitka
I'm sorry that you had a lousy gift! Kat shouldn't be so mean and stingy!
Oh no, how could Santa give you that. I have one, and it does help me walk better on my leash, but that's not a Christmas present. It's one of those, "the pup needs things things."
I hope Kat shares with you. If not, let me know, maybe I can persuade the elves to talk to Santa about this. You just looked so sad.. It makes me wooo.
Hysky Hugs, MayaMarie
Oh noooooo....a Gentle Leader?! For Christmas? That's just wrong.
Poor Steve.
Tucker
At least woo got SNOW!
Some of us good pups in the east had 50 degree weather better suited for Okhtober!!
Wags and Wuv,
Khyra
I think there must have been a mistake. Maybe that gift was meant for your daddy. Check the labels again!
Those snowmen looks so yummy! Did woo eat them head first? Licks.
Woooo,
Togo
that's like getting a toothbrush for christmas. that's just wrong. darnit. but at least you got a snowman to eat. and the gentle leader will be okay. at least it means that you're going for a walk.
woofers.
We are so sorry to hear that....I hat my gentle leader! Glad to see someone else cared and got you better presents.
Woo woo, Kelsey Ann
We can't believe Santa did that to you. That's like giving socks or underwear! We think your mom or dad bought that for you and switched "from" labels. They claimed one of the good presents Santa brought you and pretended like that mean present wasn't from them. That's the only possible answer!
Comet and BLU
I think you got ripped off big time Steve - that is a human present NOT a dog present - I wonder if Santa does refunds???
River
Ummmm, those really aren't the kinds of presants us dogs want. But, you did get cake! So, that does kinda make up for it. At least a little.
I hope you are liking your first Christmas snow!! We love our snow. And as to your question about dad not wearing a coat, if it's not in the 20's or below, it's not really coat weather. That day I think it was in the 30's, so neither mom or dad had their coats on. You have to remember they are USE to the cold. Your humans are wimps and think 50 is cold! Ha woo woo woo!!!
Holly
Are those blue sleepy pants on your bipeds???
Khase khlosed!
Wags and Wuv,
Khyra
What was Santa THINKING!!?? Wow, Steve. Huh. Um mmm...
Maybe this means you're going to go somewhere really cool and you'll wear the GL to go there?
That's all I can think of. Or maybe like Togo said, the packages got mixed up. Does it fit over your dad's snooter?
Luv,
Dave
I am sure Santa got confused and left the wrong present for you!
Glad you got some other presents to enjoy!
Happy Holidays!
Lorenza
Wow, that's almost worse than coal! Maybe Santa wants you to be *bad* - something to consider!!
Marls
A gentle leader? Oh take it and shred it. Make it into a toy. You can turn this around. Those snowmen look great too.
The D'Azul Siberians
We came back to visit and noticed the matchy sleep pants your pawrents were wearing. Humans are dorks.
Samantha :)
A Gentle Leader???? A Gentle Leader???????
Maybe Santa...
Never mind. I can't think of a reason Santa gave you a Gentle Leader!
Dearest Steve,
We went directly to Santa about this (we have an "in" with him, you know)...and HE said HE DID NOT give you a Gentle Leader for Christmas - it must have been one of those imposter Santas that left it. He said you were on the GOOD DOG list - and your human better take you right out & get you the right present FAST... or HE may end up on the "NAUGHTY" list next year!
Santa doesn't hate you, Steve - he thinks you're a perfectly terrific husky!
Wooos & a-roooos,
Star & Jack
PS - the snowmen look delicious!
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