Thursday, May 14, 2009

A new patient

Mango wrote in with a problem. As always, here at Dr. Steve's Cure-All Clinic, we are ready and willing to help. Here's Mango's problem:

"Can you help me on how to get more hoomans food instead of boring tasteless kibbles?"

Mango's problem is one that is near and dear to my heart. Don't get me wrong, I love kibble, but I also think I would love to eat a lot of the stuff that my parents eat but do not share. To help Mango out, I have written a prescription requiring him to have lots of good food. I'm still a bit worried that his humans won't feed him what he wants, so I added a bit at the bottom stating that Mango has food allergies. I'm pretty sure this will do the trick. Mango's "food allergies" prevent him from eating any kibble. In fact, he's allergic to kibble, but not to anything human related. I'm pretty sure that his humans will abide by this medical diagnosis.
In other news, we are really behind on awards. Huffle has given us two awards:The first award states that we have to post this information:

Questions & Your Answers:

  1. The person who tagged you: Huffle Mawson
  2. His/her site’s title and url: Huffle Mawson, Explorer Cat http://hufflemawson.blogspot.com/
  3. Date when you were tagged: May 11, 2009
  4. Persons you tagged: anyone who hasn't received this. (Oh sure, that's lame, but I'm a doctor. Don't argue with me.)
For the second award, we are supposed to name five reasons we love blogging.
  1. Meeting really cool pups and cats from all over the world.
  2. Sometimes meeting them in real life (like we met Huffle's humans and Mom met the OP Pack but didn't take us)
  3. Sharing our adventures with the world
  4. Learning more about other breeds of dogs
  5. Helping dogs in need, through blogathon or sponsoring other dogs doing events
Thanks Huffle for those great awards!
Dr. Steve

13 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Once again, I'm soooo reminded why woo are such a grrrreat khatch!

Your skills with diagnosing the problem and preskhribing a method fur treatment are inkhredible!

*SIGH!*

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Khongrats on your pawesome awards!

The OP Pack said...

Congrats on your awards!!!

And Dr. Steve, can you please send a copy of that prescription to our humans too? We have serious allergies too.

Woos, the OP Pack

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Pawsome! Pawsome!
Dr. Steve, you saved my life out of food boredome!
I sent my mom to supermarket to pick up my prescritions as you have prescribed, I instructed her to buy brand names only not the generic ones, still she's heading to Walmart for 10$/3 months supply, hehe!
Visit Dr. Steve now, throw the kibbles out!
Dr. Steve, please bill my mom at vx163@yahoo.com, please send me your addie, if you don't mind!

The Army of Four said...

You're a medical genius, Dr. Steve!
Tail wags,
Storms

Pamela, Kira and Scampi said...

Wooo Steve! can I have that prescription too? I also have severe allergies to kibble, although Mom did give me eggs with it tonight, Yum!
-Kira The BeaWootiful

PeeEssWoo- how about something for an annoying, scared of thunderstorms, border collie who is psychotic and paranoid?
I know untreatable, right?

Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Dr. Steve
I got your addie!
I appreciate your knowledge and life saver skill more than you know!
We need more medical doctors and great psychologists like you!
You read my mind!

Stella said...

Hello Dr. Steve:

I also have kibble allergies plus I am very scared of thunderstorms. Can you help me like you did Mango?

Thank you,

Kisses,
Stella

Princess Eva and Brice said...

Another great diagnosis. Is Nurse Kat helping anyone too?

Princess Eva

Cyber-sibes said...

Furry perceptive diagnosis, De. Steve. I think we have allergies too, can woo send us one of those?

Woos & a-roos,
Star & Jack a-roo

The Thundering Herd said...

Suddenly, we have become very intrigued in your medical practice. Sounds like your prescription is something we could use.

We were going to ask you if you had a cure for Rusty's goofiness, but then our human caught him upside down on a concrete bench snoring and decide that was too cute (and without a camera - sigh).

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Heya Woos,
Dr. Steve needs to send that same Rx to our house. All 13 of us are suffering from that very same malady. The cats would like Dr. Steve to add roasted chicken to the dietary requirement; the rest of us are OK with steak, pork rib bones chocolate cake and anything else deemed by the peeps to be "not good for you" stuff. Does Nurse Kat have to write out all of Dr. steve's prescriptions? What's Wilbur do for the enterprise; business manager?
- TBH
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Tracey and Huffle said...

I hope Mango's people are paying attention to the wise words of Dr Steve! And I'm very happy to share my awards with you.

Huffle Mawson

Amber and Nala said...

GRRRREAT diagnosis Dr. Steve!!

Nala