Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Maebe's Prescription

Kayla wrote in to the Cure-All Clinic, not for herself, but for her sister. Isn't that sweet? I wonder if my bossy sister would do that for me. Anyway, here's what Kayla had to say:

Dear Dr. Steve,
WOOOO have given some great advice. I think Maebe needs some help diagnosing her foot problem. She treats her feeties like chew toys. It is really quite disturbing.

WOOOOO woo rar rar rar,
Kayla

For this diagnosis, I consulted with Nurse Kat. She is the one at this clinic who chews on herself and rolls around scratching her back the most. Nurse Kat said that Maebe just needs her dad to give her lots of scratchies. While that might work, I think it's more of an issue of Maebe trying to tell her parents that she needs some exciting chew toys. So I prescribed the following:

Maebe, I hope this helps. I also want to see some pictures of you with your new chew things. If you need a recipe for banana bones, look under the Kat's Crazy Kitchen section of our sidebar.
Woo,
Dr. Steve

10 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I believe that skhript has been dokhtored by some unfunny feline!

Dr Steve's original skhript MUST be followed!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Woo did it again Dr. MkhDreamie!!!

The Army of Four said...

You're REALLY good at this, Dr. Steve!
Tail wags,
Storms

Thor and Marco Polo and 2 Kats said...

WOO WOO

How sweet Kayla is to worry about her Sister! We think Dr Steve's prescription sounds wonderful! And we love your new header!!!

Hugs
Thor and Marco Polo

Tracey and Huffle said...

I think it's not very nice that you suggested Wilbur as a chew toy. He's my friend you know!

Huffle Mawson

The OP Pack said...

We think we may just have to start chewing our feet so we can have that prescription delivered toour house too.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

Cyber-sibes said...

Dr. Steve, woo really have a talent for this!

A-roos to yous,
Jack

Kathryn and Ari said...

Finally, dependable medical advice we can all count on. Thanks, Steve.

PS- Do you accept most major insurance providers?

Moco said...

I am off to the store at this minute to get Dawson some of those items. Do you think he has OCD, because he is always chewing. Maybe his feet taste like liver. Do you suppose I should take a chew on his paw to see?

The Bumpass Hounds said...

Hey Woos Guys (we crack ourselves up with that one)
Sage advice Dr. Steve. OBTW: Shiloh is doing much better thanks to you.
We forgot to tell you to stop over and pick up yet another award for your coolness. Pick it up at:

http://bumpasshounds.blogspot.com/2009/05/alex-went-to-vet-wednesday.html

- TBH

Randi Lyn A. said...

WOO woo Steve,

Thank wooo for the suggested cures. Our huMom needs to make some banana bones for me. They sound yummy. So do the turkey drumsticks. We will have to import the squirrels though...

I wish Kayla wouldn't go around embarassing me with my, uh, habits, but the prescription is so good I just might be able to forgive her.

Thank WOO Dr. Steve and Nurse Kat!!
Maebe