Friday, August 24, 2007

Ulee versus the Bissel

Ulee is my hero. Kat and I went to day camp today and Ulee stayed home with Mom and Dad. She told me this story about her day, so I'm going to relay it in her own words.

"Hey Steve, you'll never guess what happened to me today. I was outside, taking care of some business and when your mom let me back inside, there was an intruder in the house! It was standing over by that one bed next to the DVD cabinet. As soon as I saw it, I puffed up my fur on my back. That really must have scared it because it didn't move a muscle! Just for good measure, I decided to bark at it and tell it to get out of the house. You know me, I don't really ever bark, but I can't allow intruders in the house when you and Kat are away! The funny thing is, your mom and dad didn't seem to be alarmed by the intruder. In fact, your mom got out the camera and started filming me. She was even kind of taunting me and recruited your dad to help. Here, I confiscated the video for evidence.


Even though she stopped videoing, I didn't let my guard down and kept barking and telling the intruder to go away for at least another five minutes. Your mom must have decided that the intruder was hungry, because she put some treats on the floor all around it. Well, I told the intruder not to eat the treats. Then, very carefully, I crept up on it and ate the treats. I had it so afraid that it didn't even try to stop me! After that, I decided it wasn't a threat to my safety and gave it a good sniffing. I think I must have gotten rid of it because I went outside again later and when I came back inside it was gone." Wow, Ulee is some dog. She guarded our house very well against the Bissel that was trying to steal all of our fur. I am really glad that she didn't let it eat any of the treats either. Aren't you pups proud of Ulee too?

Steve

16 comments:

Guinness & Shiloh's Family said...

Ulee, you are such a good guard dog! You tell that think off! And good for you getting the treats before it did.

The Brat Pack said...

Ulee, you're totally ferocious! That intruder had no chance against you!

Hey Steve, is Kat warming up any to Ulee?

Tucker

Kapp pack said...

Good Job Ulee, do you think you could take care of our Dyson too???

-Kelsey Ann

Holly said...

Wow, what a great guard dog!! I am so impressed, since Sibes are usually not known for that!

I'm glad it didn't get your treats!

Holly

Turbo the Sibe said...

Wow!

The Husky in the Window said...

We could form a team. I try to attack our vacuum whem mom gets it out. See we can be good guard dogs. It just depends on what needs protecting.

Husky Hugs. MayaMarie

The Daily Echo said...

Ohhh....vacuums can be unpredicatable critters and they're SO noisy! They eat just about anything. Lucky for you it didn't get those treats! We routinely kill the vacuums that dare to enter our house. Too bad Mom and Dad keeping adopting new ones.
ECHO

Amici said...

Ulee, you did a great job guarding the house and the humans. Steve and Kat must have been proud of you. What did Wilbur think of all of this? :)

How are things panning out for your new home?

Amici said...

Ulee, you did a great job guarding the house and the humans. Steve and Kat must have been proud of you. What did Wilbur think of all of this? :)

How are things panning out for your new home?

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh Ulee.. I am very proud of you for telling that Bissel the "what for". It really needs someone to give it a good lecture every now and again! You should get lots of cookies for this!!!
Hugs,
Sitka

cyber-sibes said...

Wooo-hooo! atta girl Ulee! i hate to think of what you'd have done to it if it did eat your treats!

Woos,
star and Jack "the Puppyhead" A-roo

Tucker said...

Good job, Ulee! Reds rule!

The Army of Four said...

WOW, what a woman!
Luv,
Dave

Rockford said...

Ulee! Good Dog! I like the "behind the coffee table" move. Good protective stand. And when that monster was on your bed, I could hear you saying over and over "get off", "get off", "get off". It was a very clear order.

Great job. Love Rocky

ps. if a vacuum ever tries to break into your house, Mom and Dad will be very glad to know you are on duty. HaRo HaRoo

Windswept's Diamond Royale said...

wow Ulee, nice work! I used to hate the vacuum that lives at our house, but then something amazing happened- everytime it appeared, treats fell out of the sky!!! I think you should come meet our vacuum, he's pretty cool!

*Royal*

Cubby said...

She is such a good girl