Tuesday, March 4, 2008

News Flash! Evil Husky Revealed!

Hi, Wilbur here. During the day, when Mom and Dad are working and the furry beasts are in the crate, I like to relax, let down my fur, and surf the internet. Sometimes I hack into Mom's email to make sure she's not saying bad stuff about me.

Imagine my surprise, when yesterday I discovered this email:

Hello ,

Thank you for your order.

Order Receipt:

Date: Mon Mar 03 11:24:12 -0500 2008
Order Status: Accepted

Dyson DC15 Ball w/Animal Plus Kit 15

Factory Direct Int. Inc.
www.FactoryDirectSuperstore.com

What? A Dyson? I have read enough dog and cat blogs to know that I DO NOT want a Dyson living here. Even furry beasts hate Dysons. So imagine how even more surprised I was to find another email sent this weekend from one furry beast, Khyra. (Names not changed to protect the guilty.) In Khyra's email, she specifically directed my mom to the website where she ordered the Dyson.

How can Khyra claim to be so nice and love the furry beasts when she schemed to bring a Dyson into our home? She's supposed to be the boy furry beast's girlfriend! Although, our first clue should have been the fact that she has other boyfriends besides him.

Beware furry beasts! Khyra is nothing but trouble!

Meow,
Wilbur

19 comments:

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Oh khwuit your whining fur ball!

I think Dysons are THE PURRFEKHT thing for defuzzing evil khats in ONE gulp!!

I'm just sayin'!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Stormy, Thunder, JoJo and Bow said...

Aw, Wilbur! That is just awful. Our momma has a Dyson Animal also and we run from it when she pulls it out of the khloset. We wuv to leave our fur everywhere, but she wuvs to vacuum it up.

Run, run very fast, hide high and meow at the Dyson!

Thunder & Stormy

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Oh Wilber... I am so sorry that you have made this discovery. Perhaps I can plot to steal the Dyson. Can you find out when it is scheduled to be delivered???
Meows and Purrr,
Tia

The Army of Four said...

Hee hee hee! I really need to stay out of this one. But ...
hee hee hee!
Love,
Ammy

The Husky in the Window said...

Oh Wilbur. My mom got a new Bissell. I fell your pain. Wait until you see one of these new things in real. It's just unbelieable. Maybe Steve and Kat's fluff will clog it up.

Husky Hugs, MayaMarie

Thor said...

We heard our mama on the phone plotting with grandpa to get one too, so it should be here soon. We totally sympathize!

Woos,
Thor

D. Animal said...

Vrrrr vrmrmrm vmmrrr vrrr! LOL!!!

Moco said...

Not a dyson. Those things can suck the fur right off you. Stay out of the way.

The Daily Echo said...

Uh oh....not another noisy fur eating machine! This is not good. We must find a way to make it disappear.
ECHO

Holly said...

We have one of those evil things here too. Everydog runs except for Samuel. He walks around and follows whomever is running it. He actually lets dad use it ON him!!!

Holly

Kathryn and Ari said...

Wow, Khyra. We thought we knew you (insert sniffle, stiffled tear here).

Kapp pack said...

I will protect the innocent (Khyra)

Woo woo, KA

One of the pack said...

Wilbur,

What an outrage. We have banded together to form an anti electric broom club. No. No. No. Of course, Mom has the whole house in wood, fake wood and tile floors! We think she just likes to talk on the phone while cleaning, so the electronic broom is not her favorite. I have gone so far as to request a doctor's excuse, saying it is hazardous to my 8 pound self!

Keep us posted. We stand ready to attack the cord for you. In fact one of those husky fosters of ours was quite fond of the cords.

Stay clear of any sucking sounds.

Witty Kitty

Maverick the Pirate said...

Harrrrr
Maybe you can tare out all of yer carpet before it comes Harrrr. Then you can just chase the broom Harrrr.
Cap'n Maverick the Pirate

Shelby said...

Just like a dog to plot to get one of those things in your house.

Cubby said...

Uh oh! A Dyson! Good luck!

Hey, guess what! It's snowing here in Texas!

Tasha & Eva said...

Our people have talked about getting one of those evil things. But since they started putting in the hardwood floors, they mention it a lot less.

T&E

-The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

We have a Hoover Pet Vac. That is just as bad! On top of it all is the "furminator", oh woo poor us!
-Cosmos & Juneau-

Tucker said...

A cat that hacks into human email is saying that a dog is nothing but trouble?

Mmmhmmm.